This is a parody clone of the Twitter app as it
existed in 2009, with a twist:
all posts must be greater than 140 characters long.
We built this years ago to explore a simple question: what if Twitter had encouraged meaningful discourse, rather than sound bites and self-promotion? Of course that was well before the hate mobs, the incessant flame wars between "libtards" and "nazis," and the unbelievable level of corporate and government mass surveillance that we enjoy today. We didn't see that coming!
Well yeah. Twitter eventually noticed this too. They realized how far behind they were in the shitty blog market, so they taped some shitty blog features to their app, like the ability to create threads and longer posts. They stole our idea! (We should sue them.)
The NPC User is similar to any other account, except it's shared by a lot of people and has a couple of limitations: no deleting posts and no unfollowing people.
You probably violated our Community Standards. Don't worry! There is no appeals process.
In order to create a safe platform for ad revenue and behavioral tracking, we require that users follow our Community Standards. Broadly speaking this means that all posts must adhere to the progressive utopian political and social ideology of our company and its employees. We do not allow hate speech on our platform. We define hate speech as any post that disrupts the commercial narratives of our advertisers, interferes with our lobbying efforts, challenges our approved ideology, or otherwise hurts our feelings. Users who repeatedly violate our policies will be flagged as foreign bots and banned.
We are currently building an API to automate the process of digging up inappropriate jokes posted by our users, enabling journalists and mob participants to quickly and easily ruin peoples' lives over shit they posted years ago. Once our API is ready we will promptly revoke access to anyone who uses it, if we like what they're doing and want to sherlock their products.
For any other questions, please contact us.