it's not like you'll have anything better to do.
A pseudonym that lives too long is just an alter ego. Make peace with starting anew. In rare cases a pseudonym may be preserved as a Nexus Alias if it takes on external-facing responsibilities, but these aliases may be shared by many. A handshake may be coordinated with relevant players when continued association is required after a burn; this is done on a privileged basis.
From your own stupid rules. You Nexus'ed yourself and you're gonna get burned. Not that I don't love the pirate fantasy you created for yourself. But I agree with you, this got old. I trust that what comes next, we'll still have a part to play. We got him through so much together.