Why didn’t “Joe Biden” press F to pay respects at Jimmy Carter’s funeral? Cryin’ Chuck (crocodile tears) and Cum-Allah were there, looking appropriately somber. Was child-groping’ Biden taking a nap? His body double today wasn’t too busy to release a statement about California wild fires… curious.
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ShibaInuFacts
5 months ago
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NPC
Is it normal if my child have a homework folder with more than 100gb sized content inside it? I don't want to check because I'm afraid I might accidentally deleted his work
2 years ago
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ShibaInuFacts
Per the 1769 Articles of Confederation I am a free citizen traveling on a public roadway. I am not required to consent to any search and no law enforcement officer has jurisdiction to require production of my identifying information. If I am not being detained then I am free to go. Any further delay is in violation of my human rights. I advise you to contact your supervisor if you have any further questions (ask him about the Articles of Confederation)
2 years ago
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ShibaInuFacts
The reason liberals are godless is not because they think they worship "science" but because they're literally Satan worshippers. That's why I became a men's rights activist.
2 years ago
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ShibaInuFacts
One thing you have to keep in mind, no matter who's out there, and how much they say they care about you. It's that nobody cares about you, and you have to be ready to fight for what you want.
2 years ago
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ShibaInuFacts
It's time to put a stop to liberals. They have tried to indoctrinate our children with woke leftism for too long. We must stand up and fight! By posting angry comments on Facebook. CHECKMATE LIBERALS.
2 years ago
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ShibaInuFacts
Why you should not get a shiba inu
Having grown up with dogs, I learned early on that a good dog is not one that obediently follows all commands, but rather one that thinks independently and chooses what it wants to do. A good owner aligns his interests with the dog such that obedience is mutually beneficial.
It was this search of a breed with an independent spirit that drew me to the shiba inu. As many sources will say, the shiba inu is a smart and strong-willed dog that will challenge even an experienced dog owner. I love a challenge!
Well it turns out that, like having a roommate, a challenge gets old after awhile. 9 years, so far. And my shiba inu is very much like a disagreeable roommate. Every day brings a new power struggle, where the shiba inu will test the boundaries of its relationships.
The shiba inu is manipulative, playing multiple members of the same household against each other to get what it wants. The shiba inu is stubborn, oftentimes stopping dead in its tracks and refusing to walk until it gets to choose the direction it's walking. The shiba inu treats commands like suggestions; he knows what is best. Every interaction is another opportunity to reestablish who is top doge.
Prior to getting a shiba inu, I considered myself an experienced dog owner, having trained and raised many dogs, and having grown up mostly peacefully with dogs that were physically bigger than my 60-pound child self. But the truth is, I'm in over my head with this shiba inu.
He's not a bad dog; likely I'm a bad owner. I love my shiba inu but I would not recommend this breed to anyone casually interested in having a dog.
4 years ago
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NonbinaryClown
Just turn off for awhile and see what happens. If you do feel the urge to check in, make sure it is to do something meaningful. Don't just let yourself fall passively into the void that is consuming today's internet.
More info: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j800SVeiS5I">IN-SHADOW - A Modern Odyssey - Animated Short Film</a>
5 years ago
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henriquez
The virus logo, created in mid-December 2019 before I or anyone had heard about the outbreak in China. At the time it seemed ridiculous for a browser extension's logo to look like a virus, and since the extension is ridiculous I went with it. Now that we are facing down an actual world pandemic, it is mandatory.
Reality bends again. The brief moments I've experienced this before have been pivotal in shaping my life, but this has not been brief, nor has it been a moment. For an extending period of time, I have lost and continue to lose myself to a sense of compulsion.
5 years ago
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henriquez
Here are a couple of things that still need to be tested.
First url rewriting need to work correctly.
6 years ago
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NPC
Listen up gun nuts.
I grew up around guns. I am a gun owner and a die hard second amendment supporter. But it's time to ban semi-automatics, fully semi-automatics, ammunition, assault guns with too many magazine clips, shoulder things that go up, and guns designed to kill people. That's just common sense. After that you can have all the guns you want! After a thorough psychological evaluation, of course. And you can even go down to the local precinct to visit your gun under strict supervision whenever you want if you have a valid reason.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all about the second amendment. The right to bear arms is extremely important to me, but isn't time we abolish the second amendment? Isn't it a little outdated? Well regulated militia. Why does anyone even need a gun?
I'm not saying we ban guns. Fucking Christ you gun obsessed psychopaths, get a grip. Calm down, no one is coming for your guns. No one is saying ban all guns. I'm just saying that we ban the guns that can kill people. No one, and I repeat no one has ever suggested that we ban guns or abolish the secondment amendment. I don't even know where you evil baby killing monsters come up with that one.
No one is a bigger supporter of gun rights than me. Common sense. Why won't you compromise?
6 years ago
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SystemgenderBear
@henriquez
I like ASCII art. I like ASCII art. Here is a centipede:
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6 years ago in reply to henriquez
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henriquez
What if Twitter encouraged meaningful discourse rather than sound bites and self-promotion? That was my question back in 2009.
My fear at the time was that Twitter would have a negative impact on society by leading people away from nuanced discussion. Subjects that are worth talking about just can't be fleshed out with such a tiny character limit. Much like a JPEG degrading as it gets re-shared and compressed over and over, Twitter's format crushes a conversation's depth, ambiguity, and granularity, leaving us with little more than the rhetorical version of a fart.
Of course that was well before the hate mobs, the incessant flame wars between "libtards" and "nazis," and the unbelievable level of corporate and government mass surveillance that we enjoy today.
Now, a decade later, the original question still stands, and a corollary: could a social media company succeed by behaving in an ethical manner, fostering real bonds between human beings? #first #yolo
6 years ago