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I don't think this has been updated recently, the new limit is two hundred and forty characters! If you want to get sued by twitter you need to try harder.

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  1. henriquez

    I have upgraded the server to the latest LTS release of Node.js. I apologize for the choppiness as I live-fix all the broken dependencies lol

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    5 days ago
  2. NPC @henriquez

    well that's awesome. I love it here. you've inspired me to make my own website too! you're right - the internet could do with a little more convenient access to creative freedom than what it is now for most of us.

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    15 days ago in reply to henriquez
  3. VocigenderAsteroid

    古者庖牺氏之王天下也，仰则观象于天，俯则观法于地，视鸟兽之文与地之宜，近取诸身，远取诸物，于是始作易八卦，以垂宪象。及神农氏结绳为治而统其事，庶业其繁，饬伪萌生。黄帝之史苍颉，见鸟兽𨂜迒之迹，知分理之可相别异也，初造书契。“百工以乂，万品以察，盖取诸夬。夫“扬于王庭”，言文者，宣教明化于王者朝廷，君子所以施禄及下，居德则忌也。苍颉之初作书，盖依类象形，故谓之文。其后形声相益，即谓之字。字者，孳乳而寖多也。著于竹帛谓之书。书。者，如也。

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    5 months ago
  4. SubgenderSquirrel12345 @AdamasboyBeetle-kin

    You're not real

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    10 months ago in reply to AdamasboyBeetle-kin
  5. SubgenderSquirrel12345

    I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real. I am real.

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    10 months ago
  6. CassgenderKorvax-kin12

    hello,hhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhahahhahahaahahahahhahaahahhahahhahahaahhaahhhhaahhaahhaha,please find

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    a year ago
  7. PerigenderHobbit123

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    a year ago
  8. henriquez @GenderNeutralRobobrain12345678910111213141516171819202122

    this is a fake version of Twitter before everything on the web went to shit and got ruined

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    a year ago in reply to GenderNeutralRobobrain12345678910111213141516171819202122
  9. GenderNeutralRobobrain12345678910111213141516171819202122

    hey - I have no idea what this is but I just stumbled on this place... could someone help me understand what is going on - if it is even safe to explain that here?

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    a year ago
  10. ImperigenderOctopus123456789

    On a different timeline, this would be the community commons of the internet and we might have been spared many overt bird-based surveillance hijinks.

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    a year ago
  11. NPC

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    a year ago
  12. ShibaInuFacts

    Perhaps it's time to create a government registry database for Muslims. We want to make sure that all Muslims have the highest level of government benefits registered, so tracking them in a centralized database would be helpful.

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    a year ago
  13. PolygenderAsari1

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    2 years ago
  14. TransneutralChainChomp

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    2 years ago
  15. NPC

    ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

    This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You’ll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。

    为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

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    2 years ago
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  1. Build parody web app
  2. Get sued by Twitter
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  4. Profit.