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the surprise

I woke up with the intention of taking a piss and going back to sleep. And who should I meet in my bathroom? Only the biggest and meanest son of a gun this countrystate has ever seen. Blah, I can't believe these things come in this size. Is nothing sacred anymore??

BTW, I'm still plugging along on that Chess thing in the few hours I'm awake daily. The chat function is turning out to be a bitch, but it's coming. Okay, peace...

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