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    Ooh, you may notice this blog thing wasn't here before. Big whoop. It's actually kind of nifty. I thought having the word "blog" in the corner like that was distracting and detracted from the design, so I made it only flash if there's a new entry since your last visit. Otherwise it's very discreet.

    I put this here because I decided I'd like to be able to sound off on undefined. It is my undefined site, so I might as well make it somewhat undefined. My life isn't particularly exciting or special. I don't see why anyone should be too interested in what I have to say, but that's not gonna stop me.

    Anyway, here's what I have to say: I'm somewhat pissed off. I got in last night after a really relaxing hang-out session to find a note reading *"Go to Hell Henriquez"* shoved under my door. I'm not as upset about someone in these dorms hating me as I am about the fact that somewhere near me lurks a pitiful coward who lacks the balls to confront me face to face. This person is a pathetic waste of organic material and a blight upon humanity. At this point, whoever is responsible for this act of cowardice would be wise to remain in hiding, because if I ever find out who did it, I WILL undefined

    That's all. Thank you for your time.

    Posted 2004-05-15 00:00:00 PST by henriquez.

    32 Comments

    henriquez CTO • 5 years ago (edited)

    I want a modular generic comments system. Supposedly creating a comments system is easy and fun. A child could do it, and then make it an embeddable JavaScript widget with social integrations and ad tracking and then create a startup around it. I could have everything.

    Neutrois Raccoon • 5 years ago

    your gay

    Omnigender Chain Chomp • 5 years ago (edited)

    o_O ..... <.< ..... O_o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection...By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays PS4 SMITE!!! o_O My beautiful lady...

    Collgender Hatchling • 5 years ago (edited)

    I like playing an assasin type character in a game. How exactly does that make me a weeaboo? Doesnt matter how I play genji good or bad i get called a weeaboo almost every single game and it s really frustrating when the whole chat is spammed with: look at this fucking tryhard mad weeaboo. If genji players are weeaboos then widowmaker players are sluts junkrat players mental retards reinhardt players 70 iq retards that can only hold down m2 and can t aim at all. And the list can go on. Please stop insulting people just because they like to play a hero more than the other ones. I think we all have some mains and aren t going to use every single char in the game. Edit: I don t think "widowmaker players are sluts junkrat players mental retards reinhardt players 70 iq retards that can only hold down m2 and can t aim at all". That is just if we think with the mind of a player that cals genji players weeaboos. Every player can be insulted in some way for playing a certain hero.

    The Trix Rabbit • 5 years ago

    Fallout 76 is probably the most amazing Japanese MMORPG of all time. It’s release on November 14 2018 brought Bethesda fans like me a sense of great euphoria as it was finally not another rerelease of Vikings in da hood or (Skyrim) The game itself tells the story of a deranged vault dweller that goes all across the world of West Virginland, listening to random voices on their mp3 player and doing what the AI on their computer tells them to do. While the main character does this, they also have to go face to face with West Virginland’s vast variety of monsters from folklore.

    Existigendered Beetle • 5 years ago

    They targeted gamers.

    Gamers.

    We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

    We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

    We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

    Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

    Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

    These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

    Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

    Gemigendered Gek • 5 years ago

    So yesterday when I went to my STUPID libtard school (If it were up to me we wouldn’t go to school and would learn real things since test scores aren’t a sign of intelligence but that’s beside the point) and during my history class my idiotic SJW Feminazi teacher suggested that women should have been given rights sooner. Now as a Ben Shapiro and logic follower I do not know what to do. Should I report her for oppressing her political views on me? Should I send her a Ben Shapiro video? I don’t know guys so please help me, I don’t know how I will deal with an SJW Teacher like this.

    Colorgendered Elemental-kin • 5 years ago

    I can't believe they actually thought fortnite was better than rdr2, they spend YEARS making tiny details like your body getting used to wild herbs, being able to crash your horse, having to befriend a horse to take from its satchel. Arthur will visibly lose or gain weight depending on how much food he eats. People will react differently to arthur if he's covered in blood or mud, his facial hair grows in real time, and horse balls shrink in cold weather. What does fortnite have? Ooga booga shoot gun, embaress parents by doing fortnite dances in real life. Honestly, this is real dissapointing

    Quoigendered Nonbinary Plant • 5 years ago

    Dear 4chan, It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking. We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end. "kek u cant do sh*t" Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us. You're probably all thinking "DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO" There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of these disgusting things from your website. As of now, you have 3 and a half hours. The clock is ticking, gentlemen. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. - The Leader

    Female Seal • 5 years ago

    Next time you want to talk shit on me, remember my position in life and remember yours. I'm not some druggy piece of shit mf, I'm a fucking United States Marine. A title you will never claim. I've worked harder in the past 2 weeks then you ever will in your life. I have matured, learned, and taught myself how to be independent while you're still living on your parents paychecks. I make my own money, I pay my own bills, I work on a fucking Osprey while you can't even get a job at McDonalds. Don't ever try to talk down to me again because you were once above me because I will do nothing but strive to be on top and be better then the person I was yesterday. I've worked to hard and felt too much pain in my life for you to try and say you're better than me. Gtgo.

    Pangendered Waterfowl • 5 years ago

    You're not a hacker

    The person who wrote this code

    DEFINITELY

    is

    I am also a fully qualified white hat penetration tester. who can catch a script kiddy with his eyes closed and his hands tied behind his back in fact i make Neo from the matrix look like a minion from "Despicable Me"

    Trying to bypass or actually bypassing

    my network security is a serious offence under the computer misuse act 1990 if you haven't got access to something there is a good reason why every byte and bit coming in or going out is inspected

    there is nowhere to hide

    your details have been logged including the time and place

    and the computer used

    and the unique digital footprint of the device you are reading this on

    Nanogendered Nonbinary Bird • 5 years ago

    Watch out we have the power of ben shaprio on our side. He has the power to eliminate any libtard!! He takes em down 1 commie at a time!!! He uses the power of jesus and god because we all know jesus and god were alt right conservatives. For that is the holy political party. And not these abominations known as "demmarats" when did we think it was ok to have a party full of satan worshipping dick chopping "WoMeN dEsErVe RiGhTs ToO" bullshit!!!! We need to stand up against this oppression!! Gamers rise up

    Greygendered Korvax • 5 years ago

    I’ll rise up for you cummy 😩😩😩

    Apconsugendered Horse-kin • 5 years ago

    I take out both of my laptops at airport security* Random guy: scoffs “What do you need 2 laptops for?” Me: “Well one is for my astrophysics work and one is for my artificial intelligence work.

    Aerogendered Star • 5 years ago

    Stop. Fucking. Buying. Currency. In. ALL. GAMES.

    You. Cant. Call. A. Company. Greedy. If. You. Fucktards. Are. Stupid. Enough. To. Buy. The. Same. Shit. You. Complain. About.

    Fuck this is stupid, and it's been fucking stupid for YEARS. SAME POST AFTER SAME POST AFTER SAME POST AFTER SAME POST AFTER SAME POST AFTER SAME POST.

    Happy Fucking Thanksgetting. You fucks.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⣶⣿⣿⠶ ⣶⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣤ ⠀⠉⠶⣶⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣤⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠿⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⠀⠶⠿⠿ ⠀⠀⠛⠛⠿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣉⠿⣿⠶ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠒ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠛⣭⣭⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣭⣤⣿⠛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣭ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠉⠛⠿⣶⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⠀⠀⣶⣶⠿⠿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣶

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⣶⠀⠀⣀⣤⣶⣤⣉⣿⣿⣤⣀ ⠤⣤⣿⣤⣿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀ ⠀⠛⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠛⠿⣿⣤ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠀⠀⠀⣶⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⠀⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠉⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣛⣿⣭⣶⣀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠉⠛⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣉⠀⣶⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⣿⠿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠛

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    Fluidflux Lizard • 5 years ago

    Take this off my FB page. My page is for friends, not advertising. I find it violating and if your goal is make me buy from you, it backfired. And I'm guessing I'm not alone. Thank you Mark Zuckerberg.

    Male Eggplant • 5 years ago

    The worst one is standing at a urinal, and you do that thing where you do an anticlockwise motion with your head to look preoccupied, and then your look around links up with his and you just stare into this guys eyes for a millisecond. Kinda hard to explain really.

    Mascgendered Boy Moose • 5 years ago

    You may be onto something here. Memes used to be simple. Relatable. Worth a chuckle. Then they evolved. New formats, new tag lines, new content that was then turned into a new meme. Then memes became increasingly meta and self reflective. They parodied themselves and the users who both made them and consumed them. They built off of one another. They grew. They morphed into something entirely novel. This progressed to the point where even that wasn't enough. They had to become something more than themselves. They became surreal. They became deep fried and nuked. Each flavor building off of the last and transforming into a nearly intangible, unknown entity. Art progressed in a similar fashion. Started off simple, I'm talking cave drawing simple. Then some pottery and some small abstract sculptures. Subjects everyone could relate to and understand. Then, as technology allowed for the creation of cultures and societies, art began to reflect that change and it evolved along with it. By the Ancient Greeks and Romans, art had become a more advanced version of the Stone and Bronze Age arts. Better drawings, paintings, and the addition of mosaics. Sculptures eventually shifted from stylistic expression to naturalistic representation. Still accessible to everyone, yet more nuanced and complex. After the fall of Rome art stagnated and didn't change very much for nearly a millennium. Early Christian art dominated for the most part, consisting of murals and frescos and simple statues. All of which were based on the Ancient styles. Romanesque and Gothic art also built upon these precedents. This all changed when the Renaissance attacked. A cultural explosion changed the art world forever; arguably starting with the Italian artist, Giotto. He began using techniques like foreshortening and linear perspective so that the material world could be represented as it appeared to us. A callback to the naturalistic stylings of the Greeks. Almost like a reference to the days of yore. A celebration of how art used to be, but with the explosion of new techniques and technologies, the art grew increasingly diverse. New and improved frescoes, meticulously crafted sculptures, architectural marvels and the inclusion of new materials in these works. Instead of tempera, oil was introduced along with new styles of depicting light and shadow through sfumato and chiaroscuro. These techniques and stylistic changes, while impressive, were simply an advancement of pre established art. The Renaissance paved the way for the explosion and diversification of dozens of art movements that followed. From prehistoric art to the end of the Renaissance, art was mostly about the same subjects and used similar techniques to accomplish the goal of producing a work of art. Yes, the technical proficiency exponentially improved but considering the centuries in between, few true advancements were made. Compare this to memes. They were so simple at first and really were nothing more. Then they got better. More technical. More circumstantial. More media to create them with. But memes could last years or many months before dying off. As time went on, the longevity of a meme shortened. This is paralleled in the art world. After the Renaissance the Baroque period started. Then the Neo-Classicism, Romantic, Realism, and Impressionism movements not long after. Still utilizing the same technical process but the reasoning behind the movements changed. No longer was it about simply depicting the world around us, it was about prompting the viewer to consider new thoughts and ideas. Urging them to look past the image and think deeper about meaning and context. Pushing the boundaries of what art could be. The Baroque to Impressionism era spanned roughly 300 years. Compare that to the thousands of years between archaic art and the Renaissance. It was a huge explosion of self expression. Finally, in the mid to late 19th century starting with Post-Impressionism, Modern art emerged. This movement focused on self-consciousness, self-reference, introspection, existentialism, and even nihilism. I'm talking Fauvism, Cubism, Futurism, Dada, Abstract Expressionism, and Surrealism to name the most well known. These styles changed what art could be. They were no longer about depicting life as is, or layering a painting with hidden motifs for only the privileged to understand, they were in and of themselves absurd. Abstract shapes, aggressive lines and colors, nonsensical dreamscapes. But it didn't stop there. Post-modernism. Pushing art to the limit of its potential. Pop art, Conceptual art, Minimalism, Fluxus, Installation art, Lowbrow art, Performance art, Digital art, Earth art. These movements are about skepticism, irony, rejecting grand narratives and reason and instead embracing the idea that knowledge and truth are the result of social, historical, and political discourse and subsequently are a subjective, social construct. It's irreverent and self-referential. It's avant-garde pushed to 11. But what's next? Post-postmodernism? Metamodernism? Hypermodernity? Who knows? Only time will tell. This is where memes are headed. They started off slow but have picked up so much momentum they're evolving at an exponential pace. They used to hang around for a couple years at most. Then it turned to months. Then maybe only one month. Suddenly it was a week tops. While some particularly great memes do still stick around much like the masterpieces of art in the past, new memes are created every day, every few hours. New movements of memes are being created all the time. Anti-memes. Dank memes. Abstract memes. Wholesome memes. Surreal memes. Deep fried memes. Nuked memes. Even black hole memes, time travel, and dimensional memes are now a reality. What's going to happen next? A return to the classics? A new format so brilliant it steals all our hearts and then starts a whole new movement? I'm excited for the future of memes

    Paragendered Robot • 5 years ago

    Because many of us believe it is easier than confronting reality.

    As Humans we had become accustomed to pain and suffering to the point that they have become an integral part of a healthy humans emotional body. The difficulty we are facing now is that humans have learned how to manipulate their emotions, and are using this ability to project their emotions to suit their (usually unconscious) impulses. Combine that with the ridiculous belief that we are entitled to a pain free existence and you get an oceanic pool of outraged victims ready to attack whatever it is they’ve been told is causing their suffering. We have entered an era of what I call emotional irresponsibility. We’ve been given just enough knowledge to make us easily manipulatable, but not enough to allow us to understand how and to what end. Until we learn to let go of our fear of the pain and suffering inherent in our HEALTHY human lives, we will continue to have our emotions used as a weapon against us.

    Subgendered Hybrid-kin • 5 years ago

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    Demi-vapor Farmer • 5 years ago

    My dad had an allergic reaction to shrimp cocktail before dinner and his face blew up. He refused to come out of the kitchen or sit at the table with us. He was just eating his food in the kitchen and trying to act like things were normal, like yelling out “Hey, good mashed potatoes this year, huh?”

    Meanwhile, my mom is anger-crying at the table, telling us to just eat our fucking food that she worked all day on. All of us kids are just very scared and very confused. My sister starts crying because things are so weird and no one wants to eat because there is so much tension. Eventually, my mom convinces my dad that she needs to take him to the ER. My high school senior-aged brother took the bottle of wine and shared it with seventh grade me and got me drunk for the first time. My parents came home to me throwing up on the bathroom floor.

    Bigendered Duckling • 5 years ago

    Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

    Adamasgendered Polymorph • 5 years ago

    You post on The_Donald, bigot.

    Molligendered Plant • 5 years ago

    You're an NPC

    Domgendered Girl Otherkin • 5 years ago

    How's the weather in Moscow?

    Duragendered Korvax-kin • 5 years ago

    Posted by Domgendered Girl Otherkin:

    How's the weather in Moscow?

    How much is George Soros paying you?

    henriquez CTO • 4 years ago

    Posted by Duragendered Korvax-kin:

    Posted by Domgendered Girl Otherkin:

    How's the weather in Moscow?

    How much is George Soros paying you?

    y'all can't behave. i'm shutting comments down.